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interviewer: hey there! how are you today?
alistair: fine. ha. ha.
i: not the friendly type are you?
a: well, it's not that. most people usually don't say 'hey there'
i: anyways! what's your name?
a: aren't you supposed to know this already?
i: shut up. the audience doesn't know.
a: ... it's in the title.
i: ok. just answer the question.
a: alistair white, blood type AB, born february thirteenth, age 15. got that?
i: thanks. you answered the next three questions too. hahaha! anyways, hair?
a: light blonde with red hilights. like the dyed red hilights. not natural red. uhhm, i have it cut so that it's kind of short in the back but long in the front... and there are about a billion layers.
i: ok, eyes?
a: green and i wear glasses and contacts because my vision fails.
i: haha. don't worry about it. so i guess you're rather popular with the ladies right?
a: yeah, i guess so.
i: so you aren't into guys?
a: do you have an issue with straight people?
i: do you have an issue with gay people?
a: no. in fact, i'm bi, thanks.
i: alrighty then... next question. do you have any defining marks such as birth marks, tattoos, scars, piercings, et cetera.
a: oh, so you want me to show you them?
i: ah, no. you can just tell me about them.
a: aww, not as fun. ok. i have a black star tattoo on the right side of my neck. it's usually covered up with my bangs. a black and red star tattoo on my right collarbone, but i usually don't wear shirts that show it that much. and i have a big black and red star and a little one on my hip bone. covered for obvious reasons. haha. unless you want to see them.
i: uhm, i'm good. thanks.
a: any more questions?
i: hmm.. i don't think so.
a: great. hahaha.

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